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A Videogame About Talking to Women​-​Jonathan Holmes and Jesse Hopkins

from Talking to Women about Videogames: The Album by Jonathan Holmes, Various Artists

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I can't help it
I just can't help it
I just want a videogame about talking to women

First thing you do, is press start
Then your presented with a series of
Conversational charts

Of different things, that you can say
To ask beautiful women all about their day

And I know that you probably think it sounds dumb
But I promise it's really, really
NOT... DUMB

And I know that you think you should go out and have fun
Dance around with a girl (Jesus Christ)
That would be
NOT... FUN

I can't help it
I just can't help it
There is nothing wrong with mixing love with pretend

I can't help it
I just can't help it
I just want a videogame about talking to women

The thing you don't get is, no relationship is real
There is no way to every really know how someone
else feels
And they don't know you either, it's just a big sham
To trick you into believing in love and then BAM

You've put your thing in her thing, and a baby comes out
Just more people in your life to fill you with doubt,
A family of fakers, pretending to know love
Trapped in their skulls, while they push and they
shove

Trying to get out, trying to connect
But it'll never happen, they should just forget it
And submit to the wonder of a virtual relationship
One unencumbered by the failings of the five sense and the human's inability to communicate it's true selves through psychic or other supernatural means

A conversation with a virtual person has no potential for misunderstanding because the input if digital and it therefore 100% direct with no potential for miscommunication

My love for my videogame girlfriend is more real than anything because it's simple and honest and clear

I can't help it

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from Talking to Women about Videogames: The Album, released December 26, 2011
Vocals, Lyrics and Casio by Jonathan Holmes, Orchestra Composition by Jesse Hopkins

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Jonathan Holmes Boxborough, Massachusetts

Jonathan Holmes is a writer, animator, and video producer for Destructoid.com and Nintendo Force magazine. He also sings and writes weird songs. Twitter- @Tronknotts. Talking to Women about Videogames playlist- www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7GRabE9NNg&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SP75EF4B538D021386 ... more

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