Work in Progress album

by Jonathan Holmes

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released July 6, 2013

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Jonathan Holmes Boxborough, Massachusetts

Jonathan Holmes is a writer, animator, and video producer for Destructoid.com and Nintendo Force magazine. He also sings and writes weird songs. Twitter- @Tronknotts. Talking to Women about Videogames playlist- www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7GRabE9NNg&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SP75EF4B538D021386 ... more

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Track Name: Getting ready for the date
Getting ready for the date tonight
I'm going to shave my pubes (x3)

Got to make sure not to cut myself
Because a bloody penis is way worse
Than Harry balls

Gotta make sure to match the length
To my my hair thighs
And hairy fat belly

Got to shave my pubes (x4)
Track Name: Why do you care so much
Hey

Why do you care so much about a hamburger

A cheeseburger

Hey

Your greasy fingertips have no place upon my lips

And

If you want to reach inside to touch my be nu filled heart

You better start to try

And ask yourself why

Why am I doing this?

And would I want this done to me?